(Source: fostermommyny, via beingbelle)
Im not happy he’s miserable now… Really I’m not. That’s not who I am. But that karma… Whew she’s a real bitch.
how is it possible that i forget how much of an asshole he is when he reminds me on a daily basis?
you’re finally doing all of the things you’ve dreamed of. and i’m so happy for you.
i just wish i was still doing them with you.
(via youmaysaythatima-dreamer)
(Source: thechemicalkid, via foreveryoung-loove)
it’s weird how you can love someone so much that the sound of their snoring is soothing.
(Source: haylieerin, via moniquebella)
my amazing friends…
background information: i left my son (dog) Finn with his aunt (just a friend) last week while i went to dinner.
present: today while at her house we were getting to go shopping. and She said what should we do with Finn?? and i said we can just put him in the bathroom and he’ll be fine.
all of the sudden… she freaks. “I HAVE A HORRIBLE CONFESSION TO MAKE! Last time Finn was here Chris* and I wanted to have sex. So i stuck Finn in the guest room. But the whole time i was so distracted by the thought that i had locked him up in a tiny room. so i got up and opened his door and closed mine… so i let him roam. but he was here. here for the sex. the worst sex of my life because i couldn’t stop thinking about you and your helpless dog. i’m so sorry.”
how sweet :)
*his name is actually mike… the “chris” was for privacy’s sake.
happy birthday to me :)
should have listened to the head on that one… woops.
It’s one of those times… where your head is screaming no, no don’t do it. Please please please, you’re smarter than this. But your heart says do it…what do you have to lose?
You just have to decide…what will I regret more? Making a mistake or missing what could be an incredible opportunity?
